GAY NERD

every day I rest my face on a new couch cushion, every day I press my face against cushions that faceless asses have previously rested on

56 minutes ago
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

7 hours agoalilshiftyretrofuturs 156,372 notes

intrepidprofessor:

The significant colors of flowers help brighten up the harder days. 
Meadows are very nice.

7 hours agogoodwifithegestianpoet 37,409 notes
at the resturant with bae
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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isitscary:

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

you ever wanna reblog a post on here but you dont because its too mean and your mama raised you better but you still hit that like button and laugh at it on your own because your grown but not that grown

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